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Bye Bye Bernie
Bernie Sanders announced the end of his presidential campaign on Wednesday, addressing supporters in a live-streamed speech from his home. Sanders later appeared on “The Late Show,” where he told Stephen Colbert he hopes to work with Joe Biden to defeat Donald Trump.
“What I said from the first day that I announced my intention to run for president, I will do everything that I can to make sure that Donald Trump is not re-elected,” Sanders said.
“Bernie Sanders is saying Bernie Sanders can’t win? Man, he is going to catch hell from Bernie Sanders supporters.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“I guess during a pandemic crazy ideas like Medicare for all just don’t resonate.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Give me a B! Give me an S!” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“He’s more of a fear leader than a cheerleader.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“He is so ready to move on from this. He tweeted today: ‘The horror of the Invisible Enemy, except for those that sadly lost a family member or friend, must be quickly forgotten.’ No. It should not be. Forgotten. We need to remember so the next time it happens, we’re prepared for it. Also, is this how we handle tragedies now? What happened to ‘never forget?’ We went from ‘never forget’ to ‘fuhgetaboutit!’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Bits Worth Watching
Samantha Bee staged her own shed-based version of Vogue’s 73 questions on this week’s “Full Frontal.”
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
Comic Tig Notaro will pop up on Thursday’s “Conan.”